The past several days Shadow's Prisoners was confined to the standard catalog at the Smashwords website. The only marketing was due to the efforts of the author and word of mouth. Now, the book was accepted into the premium catalog where the distribution extend to Apple, Barnes&Nobles, Sony, and 51 other online retailers of ebooks. Both domestic and worldwide.
Tuesday, March 31, 2015
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Sunday, March 29, 2015
Story of the Exploding Pope
Sometimes fact can be stranger than fiction but what I'm about to tell you is that fact can also be the same as fiction.
If you read a sample of "Shadow's Prisoners" and thought I made up the part of the "Swiss Guard" and Pope Pius XII botched embalming, well, think again because I didn't concoct that gem of a story. No, dear readers, that actually happened and here is the background behind the incident.
But first, if you have a weak stomach or if you are in the middle of eating anything, stop! Do not read further, this story is not for you.
Pope Pius XII reigned way back in my parents and grandparents eras, so many of yous may not remember this fellow. He had a personal doctor, who many believed had "questionable skills and no discretion." In other words, he was a wacko doctor. The doctors name was Riccardo Galeazzi-Lisi, or Dick for short. Dick had an annoying habit of bugging Pius about getting embalmed but Pius didn't believe in embalming. He wanted to keep all his organs and crap after he died.
Pius grew sick and tired of Dick hounding him about the matter so he may have said, "Yea, yea, do the process... just stop bugging me about it." Many years later when Pius fell ill and died, Dick made himself available to embalm the body. Dick said he had discovered a new method of embalming which he wanted to use for the dead body. Dick's method entailed putting the body in a large plastic bag filled with herbs, spices, and resins. He claimed it was the same process in which Jesus Christ's body was preserved. (Now how the hell did he know what happened two thousand years ago in a cave, in the middle of nowhere?)
You should know that the heat in the castle where Pius's body was held was extreme. The heat with a dead body encased in an airtight plastic bag increased decomposition quickly. The body had to be dressed again before it was "shown." While it was dressed in Pope clothes (heavy robes and all) and put in a coffin for the trip to Rome for the funeral at St. Peter's Basilica, a rumbling noise and "bang" was head coming from within the coffin- Pius's chest cavity had exploded from built up gasses. The body was treated two more times but body parts began to detach and the skin turned green, then black-- all within four days of his death. Swiss guards, standing watch at the viewing fainted from the stench.
I couldn't make this up if I wanted.
If you read a sample of "Shadow's Prisoners" and thought I made up the part of the "Swiss Guard" and Pope Pius XII botched embalming, well, think again because I didn't concoct that gem of a story. No, dear readers, that actually happened and here is the background behind the incident.
But first, if you have a weak stomach or if you are in the middle of eating anything, stop! Do not read further, this story is not for you.
Pope Pius XII reigned way back in my parents and grandparents eras, so many of yous may not remember this fellow. He had a personal doctor, who many believed had "questionable skills and no discretion." In other words, he was a wacko doctor. The doctors name was Riccardo Galeazzi-Lisi, or Dick for short. Dick had an annoying habit of bugging Pius about getting embalmed but Pius didn't believe in embalming. He wanted to keep all his organs and crap after he died.
Pius grew sick and tired of Dick hounding him about the matter so he may have said, "Yea, yea, do the process... just stop bugging me about it." Many years later when Pius fell ill and died, Dick made himself available to embalm the body. Dick said he had discovered a new method of embalming which he wanted to use for the dead body. Dick's method entailed putting the body in a large plastic bag filled with herbs, spices, and resins. He claimed it was the same process in which Jesus Christ's body was preserved. (Now how the hell did he know what happened two thousand years ago in a cave, in the middle of nowhere?)
You should know that the heat in the castle where Pius's body was held was extreme. The heat with a dead body encased in an airtight plastic bag increased decomposition quickly. The body had to be dressed again before it was "shown." While it was dressed in Pope clothes (heavy robes and all) and put in a coffin for the trip to Rome for the funeral at St. Peter's Basilica, a rumbling noise and "bang" was head coming from within the coffin- Pius's chest cavity had exploded from built up gasses. The body was treated two more times but body parts began to detach and the skin turned green, then black-- all within four days of his death. Swiss guards, standing watch at the viewing fainted from the stench.
I couldn't make this up if I wanted.
Saturday, March 28, 2015
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Sunday, March 22, 2015
I Got It!
Check out a sample of Shadow's Prisoners by clicking the work "SAMPLE" on the menu bar above left.
The formatting is much better on the final copy.
Enjoy!
The formatting is much better on the final copy.
Enjoy!
About a sample
O.K. the book is out and at Smashwords.com for immediate download. I want to give you a little taste of the novel, but I am having a slight problem right now. I'm not a computer expert - far from one, I should say.
But somehow I'll figure how to set up a hyperlink to a sample of the book.
Wish me luck.
But somehow I'll figure how to set up a hyperlink to a sample of the book.
Wish me luck.
Saturday, March 21, 2015
Online and On Time
Shadow's Prisoners is formatted and ready for download at SmashWords.com. Click on the coverof the book and you will be directed there. More retailers will offer the book next week.
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