Raise your hands out there if you don't like snow. You know the white powdery stuff that you used to play in when you were a kid. That's right, it's the very same form-shaping crystals that we made snowballs and snow people from.
C'mon, don't be bashful, nobody is looking at you. You're all alone on the internet, for goodness sakes. Admit it and get those hands up if you don't like snow.
Ah!! That's better. . . let me count.
One . . .two . . .three . . .THREE!!!
Three people out there don't like snow!!! Three, no four people including myself don't like snow. No, I must have miscounted. Let's see. . . one, two, and . . .three. Unbelievable! Now I know how Al Gore (same guy who invented the internet) felt when he started his campaign on global warming-- veeery lonely.
Ya know, I was going to write a big thing here on why everyone should hate snow but now it appears like it would garner support by only three of you out there.
Crap.
