Many years ago people were just stuck with the gift. There were no other options.
Here is a list of famous people and an appropriate gift for them.
Add more if you like
Adam -gift
certificate for Applebee’s
Noah – gift card for Home Depot
Moses—Portable tape recorder
Richard Nixon—Broken tape recorder
William Shakespeare – retractable quill
Nostradamus – Mayan desk calendar
Donald Trump –Bosely hair club membership
George W. Bush – A different job
Eve –A rib
Bob Dylan –Membership in AARP
Obe Wan Kenobe –a pair of boxer shorts
Popeye – A beard to cover his deformed chin
Olive Oil – A shadow
Ed Sullivan – A very large shoe
Margaret Thatcher –ambition
Superman –Frequent flyer miles
Marie Antoinette – a truckload of Hostess “Twinkies”
The “Invisible” Man – anything invisible
Hillary Clinton – Fifteen minutes in a room alone with
Monica