Christmas Gifts

As many of you know, sometimes it is very difficult to pick out the ideal present for a friend or relative. Many times they end up returning it, not using it, or re-gifting it.

Many years ago people were just stuck with the gift. There were no other options.

Here is a list of famous people and an appropriate gift for them.

Add more if you like

Adam  -gift certificate for Applebee’s

Noah – gift card for Home Depot

Moses—Portable tape recorder

Richard Nixon—Broken tape recorder

William Shakespeare – retractable quill

Nostradamus – Mayan desk calendar

Donald Trump –Bosely hair club membership

George W. Bush – A different job

Eve –A rib

Bob Dylan –Membership in AARP

Obe Wan Kenobe –a pair of boxer shorts

Popeye – A beard to cover his deformed chin

Olive Oil – A shadow

Ed Sullivan – A very large shoe

Margaret Thatcher –ambition

Superman –Frequent flyer miles

Marie Antoinette – a truckload of Hostess “Twinkies”

The “Invisible” Man – anything invisible

Hillary Clinton – Fifteen minutes in a room alone with Monica